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Top 15 Proofs That Your Cat Is Your Child
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He sleeps with you
14
You've already wiped his ass
13
You prefer him/her to your boyfriend/girlfriend
12
You're always worried about him
11
You call it "my baby".
10
You always check the "1 child" box on the administrative forms
9
You' ve already thought about putting it on your inheritance
8
You buy him toys
7
He throws little teenage tantrums but you always forgive him
6
One time he ran away and you were terrified
5
You talk to him all the time
4
When he says "meow" you hear "mom".
3
You tell your friends about his stories
2
You went to a cat behaviorist when he kept peeing next to the litter box
1
He never cleans his room
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