Top 15 Proofs That Your Cat Is Your Child
He sleeps with you
You've already wiped his ass
You prefer him/her to your boyfriend/girlfriend
You're always worried about him
You call it "my baby".
You always check the "1 child" box on the administrative forms
You' ve already thought about putting it on your inheritance
You buy him toys
He throws little teenage tantrums but you always forgive him
One time he ran away and you were terrified
You talk to him all the time
When he says "meow" you hear "mom".
You tell your friends about his stories
You went to a cat behaviorist when he kept peeing next to the litter box
He never cleans his room