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Top 15
advantages of being
single
15
You sleep better
It's scientifically proven that sharing a bed is detrimental to a good night's sleep. And you can keep your socks on.
14
You don't have to pay every month
His birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, the anniversary of the meeting, the anniversary of the first time that....
13
You don't have to justify your most
embarrassing hobbies
12
You will not be accused of having
mistresses
or lovers
11
You don't feel like you have to justify being
late when you come home at night
10
You can invite whoever you want, whenever you want.
9
No one checks if you wear the same
underwear
/socks for two days
8
You can play a silly video game all night, and start again the next day
7
You can watch a whole season of a shitty TV show in one weekend and nobody will judge you
6
You can decide to go away for the weekend on a whim
5
You have good reasons to watch your weight
4
You don't have to think about
clearing your browser history
(or surfing anonymously)
3
You can keep your
teddy bear
collection on your bed
2
You can walk
around naked,
all the time
1
You have less need to lie
The End