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Top 12 zodiac signs ranked from the dumbest to the smartest  

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Gemini

Gemini people are not considered living beings. Indeed, although they have a body, the spirit does not exist. Gemini people are rocks. And lousy stones, like gravel that we push in a corner because they bother us to play petanque.

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Leo

Leo cannot be considered a conscious being. They exist, their brains allow them to perform basic tasks like sleeping and pooping on themselves, and that's it.

10

Libra

Libras are the most teabagged people in life. Frankly I've never seen anything like it. Between sticking their hand in a toaster, licking the rim of the toilet and putting pepper in their eyes, we're leaving on a level of intelligence as visible as respect.

9

Capricorn

Even today it is impossible to calculate the IQ of Capricorns. Indeed their only concern is food. The rest they don't care about.

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Scorpio

Now we're getting down to the nitty-gritty. Scorpios may know about the things in life (tuning and chipolatas), but they are still incapable of being clean and holding a discussion about the quality of floor coverings.

5

Cancer

So you have to know that Cancer is not dumb. It's just that some connections don't get made, like the one that links the sight of numbers to the brain.

7

Aries

Aries people are normal, standard people, without lightning intelligence or real weak points.

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Virgo

The functioning of the Virgo brain is a bit weird. Indeed if their intelligence is average and allows them to read, write, memorize, sing, dance, build, depressurize, their knowledge in bowling places is perfect

9

Taurus

We stay in the top of the line with the Taurus, endowed with a very useful intelligence to shine in society and to get guys and girls. Even if they are grammar Nazis, they have nevertheless a deep knowledge of the reproductive system of manatees.

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Aquarius

Aquarians are endowed with above-average intelligence. They are described as gifted. Indeed, they are trilingual, know how to change a wheel, know the reciprocal of the Pythagorean theorem and can recite by heart the fables of the Fountain in reverse.

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Sagittarius

clearly the Sagittarians are geniuses. They can play the drum , solve quantum equations of the 2nd degree, build a car with Chocapic, and run fast with their new sneakers.

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Pisces

 Pisces have no less than 8 senses can talk with animals and objects, and are able to find a planet that could be home to the human species by eating pasta with pesto.

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