Top 12 zodiac signs and what they mean about your sex life
Virgos are fervent practitioners of optimal sex. Optimal sex is one position, 5 minutes of pleasure, very little sweat, a good shower and in bed, all once a day to keep the flame of love alive.Favorite position: missionary
The Capricorns have succeeded in doing something that others will never do: making their sex life a profession. Favorite position: the Sony Alpha 7S II.
Aries are explorers of the ass. All their life they will try new things, like sex with several people, sex with animals, sex with tractors, sex with investment ratesFavorite position: any act that requires the use of a toaster.
Scorpios are the naughtiest of all the signs. Whether it's with a booty call or the love of their life, they love to have sex in public places, on the beach, in a fitting room, on a bus....Favourite position: the quick shot standing against a wall.
Libras have an extremely active sex life and spend their time fucking like animals.Favorite position: doggy style.
Geminis are clearly overrated when it comes to sex. Sure they are brave, but they have no real skills under a comforter and nobody wants them.Favorite position: masturbation with the green side of the sponge.
If there is one zodiac sign that doesn't understand anything about sex, it's the Leo sign. They are nice people but they clearly don't have a body and mind for it.Favorite position: oblique.
Taurus have very few partners in their life. With them there are no one night stands, sex is only practiced by making love.
Favorite position: spooning.
Sagittarians love beautiful and wild sex. Knowing that they all have bodies built for seduction, Sagittarians love to stare at themselves in the mirror during sex.Favorite position: the sheathing.
Cancerians are the fastest people to seduce and end up in bed. It often starts with a gift, then a kiss with hearts, and ends with blurred sex under a comforter with weird noises.
Favorite position: andromache.
With them sex is a sweet mixture of passion and wildness. Sometimes they fuck, sometimes they make love, but each time the orgasm is present in all partners.Favorite position: all of them.
The Aquarian sex life is all about frustration. Aquarians are big suckers and lickers and do it very well, except that every time the sex stops at foreplay.Favorite position: oral sex